January 2010
Me: Did you know that the cast of True Blood is at the Golden Globe Awards?
Brother: Yeah, and they all have funked up teeth.
Me: OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!! Not Eric.
Brother: Whatever. And what kind of name is 'Sookie'?! Sooooookehhhhhh!!!! Sounds nasty.
Me: Yeah, it'll be a new position called 'Sookie' everyone will be doing it. Go to hell.
Can Love Meet Me Halfway?
People in my physics class started yelling spells...
(via admiral-ackbar)
I would have said
“Avada Kadavra you bitch!!!”
:D
Dad: What happened to your hair?!
Me: I got it cut.
Dad: I don't like it.
Me: Thanks a lot dad.
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